February 2012
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“When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of...”
– Tim Burton
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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Me: Grandma have you ever seen Taxi Driver with Robert De Niro
Grandma: oh with, what's her name, Queefer? The black lady!
Me: Queen Latifa?
Grandma: Yeah!
Me: omg no
goin to ulta, out to eat, and den shopping
bai yo
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1 more follower until 500 :')
